PANTIES AND HIPSTERS!

So am driving to work this mornin'... Ok lemme not give you the wrong impression, my dream car is still in Germany in the factory, or, wherever they make cars, it's gonna be here in two years or so, lemme not lie. Am driving in a matatu and i see some purple flowers tied all over a few saloon cars and we all know what that means-WEDDING! Am thinkin" to myself, "lucky bastards"! or unlucky, i don know what to think about weddings these days. Not very long ago i waz thinkin' that i would like to make an entrance into my marriage with style, so my wedding would all be assembled with white, white roses/lillies on black BMWs, seeing as these are my fav colours+my fav car so makes complete sense, white suit on the husband to be and the bridegrooms/bridesmaids. Well, am starting to rethink all of these, i mean who am i gonna get married to, myself? that'd be lonely come to think of it, i can literally hear the pastor saying "Singledome, do you take Singledome to be your lawfully wedded husband...yu may kiss the bride"!...Yer, i know, bonkers. Am happy for everyone who decides to settle down in style, i think it makes you wanna work on your marriage a lot harder knowing the amount of time and energy you put into it, meaning financially, compared to you just movin' in with a guy that you haven't built anything together with. He might decide to kick you out anytime, when he meets a much hotter thing than you, you know assuming he's that thick... and you will leave empty handed just like you came because you have not invested anything material in that relationship, and you, if he starts being a bastard and you get tired of his ass you could always just pack your two panties and hipsters and get to steppin', what's he gonna do right? Kudos to bastards who still have faith in weddings and marriage, you are a single gal's last hope.